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agentotter:

#this is totally were!stiles being interrogated by the winchesters #and he is giving no answers and no fucks  (via crusingthroughreality)

HEADCANON ACCEPTED.

I really would love to see that crossover, repeatedly, in every possible position. Even if it would end in tears because let’s be real, everything the Winchesters touch ends in tears. Poor little shits.

“Look kid,” Sam says. It’s the third time he’s tried the good cop routine and Dean can hear it wearing thin. “We know you had nothing to do with the murders. But we also know you’re not the only werewolf in town.”

The kid tips his head and sucks on his lips, the total absence of fucks glaringly obvious. Dean is both frustrated as hell and grudgingly impressed because, hell, they’ve dealt with demons less sassy than this.

Sam sighs, and Dean has to cough into his hand to keep from laughing because that particular brand of exasperation is usually reserved for him. “Just be straight with us.”

For some reason, that’s hilarious. It takes a second before Dean remembers the dude they’d seen the kid with before they’d picked him up. Big, serial killer looking guy, sporting leather and a possessive hand on kid-snark’s back. Oh man.

Dean snorts and gives Sam patented ‘what? it’s funny’ shoulders when it earns him a glare.

“Trust me, dude,” the kid says. “I’m being as straight with you as…well, I was gonna say humanly possible but…”

A flash of canines has Sam rolling his eyes and sue him, Dean sorta wants to high-five the kid. You know you’ve been hunting for too long when you start rooting for your mark.

“You’re driving a stolen car,” Sam says. “You’re carrying a fake ID. Every word out of your mouth so far has been bullshit-”

“Says the hunter posing as an FBI agent,” the kid says, tapping a nonchalant beat on his water bottle.

Sam pulls out bitch-face number eleven. “Is anything about you real?”

The kid grins and bobs his head. “My boobs.”

Dean laughs so hard he almost pulls something.

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CHRISTMAS CALENDAR GIFT → White Collar/Suits wallpaper → @dekolette

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setsailslash:

New York has always been a blur of faces, quick hands and quicker minds.

Neal sees Mike before the other has a chance to even pick him out from the crowd, and by the time Mike catches the tell-tale Caffrey grin he can still remember from before they both became frauds and men, their shoulders already brushed by, Devore against one of the three $100 suits.

Mike whips around, startled and seemingly crazy in Harvey’s eyes (he can tell by the way he raises a Specter eyebrow) but Neal doesn’t turn around, he never does.

And it is by reflex that Mike pats himself down, relaxing only when he feels his wallet still inside his pocket.

“You look like you just saw a ghost.”

“Uh, sort of did, actually.”

“…you’ve got good looking ghosts then.”

Harvey shrugs and begins to walk away, and it takes another moment before Mike finally snaps out of his Neal-induced trance. Because the last time he’s heard, Neal Caffrey (Danny Brooks back when he first met him in that last year of high school) was still in jail. Mike has to jog to catch up with Harvey.

He only finds the paper crane tucked inside his satchel when he gets back to the office.

-

“You better not have lifted that kid’s wallet back there.” Peter says with a warning when they round the corner.

Neal grins and puts his hands up in defeat, symbolic in its irony because Neal doesn’t lose. (He wins by default and it is skills as much as it is his lucky stars in perfect alignment in the sky.) “Still the best, Peter.”

Peter rolls his eyes and replies with a small smile he can’t quite hide either. “You aren’t half bad yourself, Caffrey.”

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cardenio:

lambocalypse:

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manybodies:

lightspeedsound:

lunapics:

theshells:

I can’t stop laughing at Harry running the fuck away, the boy who lived ladies and gentlemen.

….You realize, of course, that Hermione Granger lit a teacher on fire when she was eleven, and kept a person alive in a jar for a year when she was fourteen, and studies dark and forbidden magics for kicks, and is one of the brightest and strongest witches of her era. If she came at me, even wandless, I would aparate to Neptune to get away from her.

Hermione Granger also: 

• punched Draco Malfoy in the nose for being an idiot 
• purposefully performed a confundus charm on whatshsface WHILE HE WAS FLYING just so Ron would win (omfg that is so fucking dangerous) 
• literally pulled a fucking Bourne Identity on her parents and managed to set them up in fucking Australia (jesus christ she literally made it so that she NEVER EXISTED wtf that’s so fucking 007)
• Convinced the Ministry of Magic to give her an incredibly dangerous and volatile device that allowed her to ALTER TIMELINES COMPLETELY (just because she was so smart, literally, that is the reason, her “potential”) 
• Has enough basic survival skills and badass magic to literally disappear to the middle of nowhere and flourish AND figure out Voldemort’s plot with Harry 
• Hermione also figures out not only what Voldemort’s plan is, but generally how to beat it, WAY BEFORE VOLDEMORT EVER DOES. Why? because she is just that much smarter and better at magic than everybody else

in conclusion: Voldemort wishes he could be as awesome as Hermione, that’s why he wants to kill her so bad. 

Can we rehave this series with hermione as the protagonist. 

Hermione Granger and “That Time I Used the Power of Research and Deductive Reasoning to Make Sure Harry Didn’t Die”

Hermione Granger and “That time I figured shit out and literally ended up petrified for the cause and it took my friends weeks to figure out that I had the research on me”

Hermione Granger and “That Time I Was a Time Lord”

Hermione Granger and “That Time I Realized I was Hot and Smart and Saved Harry’s Ass with Research. Again. All the Time. Really, He Would Have Died Without Me.” 

Hermione Granger and “That time Harry was too emo to actually do shit so I did shit in his name because I am the power behind the throne clearly also PS fought evil deatheaters and won”

Hermione Granger and “That Time I told Harry about the Dangers of Copying off Somebody’s else’s work that wasn’t mine and OH LOOK I WAS RIGHT”

Hermione Granger and “That Time I let Harry Decide Where to Go and What To do and we ended up wandering the forests of dean for like 5 months before saving his ass at Hogwarts” 

OH LOOK I WAS RIGHT

all of the above ^^

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spuffina:

Campbell Price’s memorable quotes.

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amandaonwriting:

Bloodstain Pattern Analysis (BPA) - Resource for Crime Writers

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suzvoy:

This is 100% absolutely Stiles studying Derek’s body after they’ve been bodyswapped.

YOU CAN USE THAT INFORMATION TO ASSUME WHATEVER YOU’D LIKE ABOUT THE FIRST GIF. JUST SAYIN’.

:D

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